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		<title>Public Function Weekend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Public Function Weekend(byref intNumberOfDaysOff) as Object
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----next
----Weekend = &#8220;Go back to Work&#8221;
End Function
Email this article&#160;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1310</link>
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		<title>Homer Simpson Chia Pet Time Lapse (revisited)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I looked at my Homer Simpson Chia Pet Time Lapse tonight and noticed that was &#8216;allegedly&#8217;* the 999th viewer.

A few months back I got a Homer Simpson Chia Pet.  Having prior Chia Pet experience on my resume, I already knew that they leak like a siv and i figured painting it would keep the water [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1260</link>
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		<title>Giant Rubber Duckie Global Warming Study</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had to bring this photo to you.  This is a rubber ducky of epic proportions.  I saw photos of this giant duck from a few different angles so if it *is* a photoshop job, it&#8217;s the most elaborate photochop job ever.






Seeing this giant rubber ducky balloon, I quickly followed the logical train of thought [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1252</link>
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		<title>Vulgar display of power</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To me, there may not be anything more American than an outright vulgar display of power.  In this video clip obtained through foxnews.com, NASA does a test firing of the Ares booster rocket that will be used to send astronauts into space, and eventually back to the moon.
NASA is developing new booster rockets, and new [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1223</link>
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		<title>History repeats itself</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me, I like charts and graphs.  In fact, off the top of my head, I can&#8217;t think of any systems I don&#8217;t like where numbers are presented to me as graphics, making them easier to read quickly.  Even when the numbers being presented are really bad, I still appreciate the chart it&#8217;s self. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1205</link>
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		<title>We choose the moon!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I found a really neat website that takes you through the Apollo 11 mission to the moon.  It is put together in flash, and it&#8217;s pretty impressive.  You can go through the various phases of the mission as the module drifts closer to the moons orbit.  As you move between stages, they have some really [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1163</link>
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		<title>Federal WIKI put in place for Cyber Secrity colaboration</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The NCSC (National Cyber Security Center), a division of the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) announced recently that they will be building a wiki to facilitate collaboration between federal agents working on cyber security.
It looks like the wiki will be used by several federal agencies aside from the NCSC, and it will be used to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1172</link>
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		<title>UN Official living in Manhattan commits fraud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bruno Bastet, a UN worker living in midtown Manhattan has been making a tax free salary of over $180,000 a year working for the UN, while collecting welfare checks each month as well from the welfare system in France...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1147</link>
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		<title>The state of California is having a garage sale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Govinator is doing some end of summer cleaning on California's proverbial closets and garages, but to me, somehow the big picture isn't so clear.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1148</link>
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		<title>Buy a HUMMER and get a semi-automatic rifle FREE!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Chesterfield, Missouri, the countries 'largest' HUMMER dealer has started selling firearms in the same showroom where they sell the 6,000 pound SUVs.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thismyshiznat.com/?p=1131</link>
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