An Alaska man was declared the winner of the World Beard and Mustache Championship.
I came across this article with much detail about the competition and about the beard. Call me critical (Critics judge, Cynics hate), but the report is useless without the only thing I really care to know about it. A Picture.
I was able to do a little bit of investigative reporting, and I came up with the photos from the event. While the snowshoe beard was in fact very impressive, but “Best beard”? The guy with the white three-dementional mutton chops would’ve gotten my vote.
*Photo’s not supplied. I am reporting on the article that I read, not the event it’s self*