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Driving into Boston with some buddies back in the day.  I was the designated driver for the evening.  I was speeding and we get pulled over.  The cop walks up and asks me “Do you know why i pulled you over?”.  I said, “Yes sir, I was driving a little fast.”

The cop asks me “Son, do you have any drugs, alcohol or any other contraband in the vehicle?”. I told him “No sir. We are responsible indivisibles.”   I didn’t even mean to.  It just sorta came out of my mouth.  My friend in the back, who probably did have some sort of ‘contraband’ on him groans when he hears the word indivisible. The cop asks me “Son, did you just say indivisible to me?”.

I looked at him and with some quick thinking, I  say “Yes sir, there are three of us in the car. That is a prime number”.

The cop laughs and says “Have a good night” as he walks back to his car.  No license, no registration… just have a good night.