Out of the blue, Six Flags Great Adventure filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection today. I guess $40 admission, $60 for the express pass, $10 a beer, $8 a hamburger, and paying employees minimum wage isn’t good enough.
Personally, I blame Bush and his foreign policies. For the most part, Bush’s policies were foreign. Foreign to any sensible person that is. Maybe Six Flags should follow suit with Budweiser, Chrysler and GM by selling out to an overseas giant. I mean crap, lets just sell out McDonald’s and Walmart while we’re at it.
I have recently started walking the beaches collecting wampum just in case. The white ones worth twice as much as the black ones. Civil liberty groups are gonna be pissed.